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everyones' new favorite way of expressing any emotion, by simply making a ><^>, it can mean sad, angry, depressed, happy, anything.
friend: you just missed the new south park
ry: SHARKS ><^>
><^> ><^>
><^>
ry: oh well it will be on for another 5 days in a row.
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A person who cracked a joke no one laughed at.
Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.
Shark: Your mom was amazing last night too.
Guy #2: Shark.
Dude #1: Your gay.
Shark: Your dad is gay.
Dude #2: Shark.
8👍 16👎
That shark scared the shit out of me, it's a big sketchy sea-beast.
7👍 11👎
Wanna watch Michael Fassbender movies?
Nah, I don't like sharks
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Guy 1: Dude, look at Alex's guido hair
Guy 2: Yeah, such a tool, he looks like a shark.
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How you describe someone you want to fuck.
Hym "How do I know? How do I know how the using 'Shark' as a descriptive term mean you want to fuck? Well, I did it too. So I know what I means. How does the new one feel about that? I feel like it's one of those things, you know, that's similar to marrying a pornstar. Like, people will marry Mia Khalifa... But... You know. Right? You just know. So that makes it weird. But, hey, I figured I'd establish a report early. When the timer runs out I'll probably just switch over to you."
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To look up a song/artist on the website www.GroveShark.com that you intend (or are pretending to) look up.
Dumbass Drunk Guy: "Yeah, man, you totally gotta check out insert shitty band for sure!"
You: "uhhh yeah, I'll shark it! (or not...)"
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