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Shelby is a very pretty person, she has a great personality, she is very funnyy, hunny she'll make you laugh till you cry or either pee on yourself, she is taken by David Chadwick Coffey, but if you mess with her we will be glad to kick your butt(: gott it dont mess wiff uss
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Girl who is no longer amish. (taken sexually)
Shelby has carpal tunnel from jerking the meat.
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She can be nice but when she finds a new person to play around with she WILL tell EVERYTHING about you to this person and wwhat i ment by everything all your darks secrets and things you have ever done
Shelby can be the biggest cow in the world
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a short little fuck with an egg for a head. Shelby is always being an annoying little cunt muffin and wont hop off your cock. Shelby is also a good friend though.
You: Hey Shelby how was your day?
Shelby: Shut the fuck up *proceeds to hit you somewhere in her short ass reach, most likely the stomach*
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Shelby- An angry blonde girl that loves to lay in bed. Don’t anger a Shelby or you’ve had it. She is very beautiful but deadly. Take caution when approaching a Shelby.
Don’t annoy her, she’s a Shelby!
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Shelby is a redneck lady at popeyes every Tuesday speaking to the manager about they only have her 1 sauce, Drives a school bus but can barely drive let alone see over the dashboard due to how short she is, Shelby's favorite thing to do is pull over the school bus while she is driving so annoy that the 2 girls sitting in the back that do absolutely nothing to her, Shelbys are highly annoying and quite frankly not worth your time to get to know, stay away from them as much as possible or you'll contract the shelby.
There is no possible way to describe this horrific thing named SHELBY
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