Taking a 'Shelly'

Being on the work place receiving end of a recreation of the 1990s Tango orange man from the sombrero wearing fuck wit in the office

"11am Tina sent that bloody email and he's just ignored it, now I'm the one taking a 'Shelly'"

Dirty Shellie Marie

A meadow scented herb of the indica family. It provides calm, relaxed good times all day long.

I smoked some Dirty Shellie Marie to calm me down for the rest of the day

shelly welly

Shelly Welly is a term originally derived from The Zayd dictionary. It is often used to awaken a sleeping giant. For example, "WAKE UP SHELLY WELLY I WANT TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU SHELLY WELLY"

A shelly welly is also used to describe a huge squishy watermelon pillow. For example, "oh look there's a shelly welly selling for 20 bucks at Giant, I want a shelly welly"

"WAKE UP SHELLY WELLY I WANT TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU SHELLY WELLY"

"oh look there's a shelly welly selling for 20 bucks at Giant, I want a shelly welly"