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ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car
first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter
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An address you'll remember after having to watch Finding Nemo.
Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"
Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"
Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"
Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"
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Where Nemo is located& where other lost fish go
Person 1: "AH!! I lost my fish!!"
Person 2: " Did you check P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"
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HELLO
My name is:
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Indian word that translates to "fucking dumb boonga" in english
ew look at that caleb sherman!
The Maine town where all the hot ladies on Tagged.com are supposedly from.
It made me really suspicious that a lot of the seemingly "too good to be true" drop-dead-gorgeous ladies' profiles on Tagged.com stated that they were from Sherman Mills, Maine --- from looking at Google Maps, it appeared to me to be merely a minuscule "way out in da boonies" settlement with just some scattered houses and farmland... not exactly a "heavenly Mecca" of "available" damsels. So "just for s**ts 'n' giggles", I took a jaunt up into Aroostook County last September to see for myself (the trip wouldn't be wasted in any case, of course, since I always love going for relaxing drives along scenic rural roads, anyway, and the Fall colors were at their peak), and I discovered that I was 100% correct --- the area is indeed just a nondescript "one-horse" village with absolutely nothing remarkable about it whatsoever... it isn't even a "regular" town with stores and shops, in fact, but merely a crossroads of several converging lanes and rural byways. So now, whenever I see a profile on Tagged where the gal claims to be from Sherman Mills, I just "X" out of the page without even reading further on it --- I automatically assume that it's just a scammer-profile that's just out to make money off of lonely guys.