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To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders
He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.
She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.
A way of telling someone to:
a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.
b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.
Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”
Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch
"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".
When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure
“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”
He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black
When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick