Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.
Example:
Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack
Kid: We're allowed to swear here?
Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8
Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick
To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders
He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.
She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.
A way of telling someone to:
a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.
b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.
Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”
A shity flim studio on youtube full of memes and other shit
My nigga shit dick prouductions is ass
Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch
"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".