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a.k.a. Aberdonian weather, weather anomaly in Northeast Scotland in which you experience five seasons in a period of twenty four hours or in a matter of seconds. Can have rain, snow, wind 26 mph, blinding sunshine, two rainbows at the same time.
Check outside, the weather is so shite.
Yesterday was a shite weather.
Tom said the weather in Aberdeen is shite.
A way to say shut up if your name starts with F.
“Man you get no bitches!!” -person #1
“Shite ite” - person number 2 whines
when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice
whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know
why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights
Uncomfortable,extreme and erratic bowel movements normally self inflicted through over indulgence in alcohol, a bad pint or spicy foods or a mixture of all of these.
I had too much to drink last night and a vindaloo, had a wild shite this morning
The act of taking a giant glorious shit originates in Ireland "said with an Irish accent"
Hey Patrick where are you going?
Oi! Calm your arse I gotta go murder a shite!
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Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.
Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.
I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.
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Supporter of Everton, normally from North Wales
The Blue Shite will be dancing in the Streets of Rhyl tonight
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