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A snowboarding and surfing term. Extreme riding
hey man, theres some sick fresh powder out... in so stoked to go shred the gnar!
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Freestyle shred is a sport known to most as hacky-sack but commonly known as footbagging. Shredding is usually complex tricks strung together in an effort to make a flowing, highly skilled routine of footbag.
Hey did you see the tournament yesterday? They were playing hardcore hacky-sack!
No, those were freestyle shredders.
To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.
A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.
Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.
Refer to "Load Shedding", in South Africa, we get power cuts because of lack of maintenance on the power stations.
When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 Load Shedding, so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab your mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to?"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah man, 'Load Shredding' sounds good, meet you there."
Describes the act of when someone with a dandruff infested scalp scratches their head
Person 1: Man, that guy's really shredding the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting