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A “Simmons” is a Scrooge-like individual, carrying many qualities that range from the following: being a little bitch, virgin, loud/obnoxious, ugly, and a strong reiteration on the bitch quality. To be called a Simmons is one of the most vial, disgusting, panic inducing, gut wrenching, heart breaking, hate crime a person can commit. Please, soon to be fathers and mothers, Do NOT raise your child into being a Simmons.
“That guy was so weird, what a Simmons!”
“Look at that guy! I bet he’s a Simmons for sure”
“Hey You! Nice middle part…SIMMONS!”
A man who is Dutch Irish nerdy and wishes his Sargent was his dad and will usually will ask "You ever wonder why were here?"
Shut it Simmons! Simmons you are such a kiss ass.
Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.
“Did you invite Simmon!?”
“Well duh! I mean, what else are we going to look at?”
The admin at the i-series event. He has a record of long running of tournament runs, winning over £1,000,000. He goes by the name of the Simmonator.
Could be used in the context of, "Oh, Mr Simmons you jew."
To make an unnecessary pass when you are in a wide open position
Jack simmoned the ball to his teammate with his team down one with few seconds left.
Wife of the goat (lit dog) (better than the GOAT though)
Anna Simmons is the wife of the G.O.A.T , but better than the GOAT