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Danish Boi, NASCAR and F1 fan, Lover of Callum Illott and other things, fan of cars, user of twitter, discord and Instagram. Good mate and former LTN Stan
Simon is a really great friend :)
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Simon is a pretty good looking dude but is such a fucking player!
Girl one: "have you dated Simon?"
Girl two: "ya last Saturday wbu?"
Girl one "oh since this Friday"
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He’s the guy also frequently known as the retard
Guy 1: Look there’s simon
Guy 2: oh he’s a retard
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Fucks emilo and sucks his dick
Simon has so small dick you need very big glasses to see his and emilo helps with that by being bisexual so simon doesn't feel sad
Emilo: simon please suck it hard ill pay good
Simon: fine only cuz i need to pay for food
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major douche bag. doesnt care about anyone but himslef. acts super cool but on the inside he cannot stand himself. always trying to impress everyone with his wealth but the truth is no one cares. he thinks he is so popular and loved but secretly no one wants to hang out with him. absolute idiot and selfish human
me: hi mike i cannot wait until you come to my house after school.
simon: hey why arent i invited! you guyts should come to my mansion, ill show you my iphone 11 pro and mydads cars.
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Shout b
Who's going out?
Jake, Gravy, Holland, Chinese, Crab, Surge
and Simon
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