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Simple Plan

A band full of whiney-ass bitches who constanly complain about how horrible their lifes are and how much their dad didn't love them or something.

Emos love this band.
And that is why I hate them.

Emo: I went to see Simple Plan last night. It made me feel so good that I cut myself.

Me: *Stabstabstab*

by S4v4nn4h January 12, 2006

104๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


Simple Plan

originally thought of as just that shitty band, simple plan can now be placed on anything/anyone that is a huge embarrassment in general.

"my dads glasses fold up into a 1 inch case. what a failure. what a simple-planning son of a bitch"

"why are we so uncreative? i can't come up with any band names.. crap, why don't we call ourselves 'LAME ASS'.. or no lets just resort to the simple plan of-
"thats it! simple plan! its like code for lame ass! with a shit-name like that we won't have the added pressure of making good music!"
"you're so right! that reminds me.. why AM i such a dumb poser?"

by my uterus and i October 3, 2005

83๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Simple Plan

ok, this is the kind of shit that should be banned from being called rock. this is one of the biggest poser bands, which really pisses me off. i think that this band should die in fucking hell

cool kid: why are you listening to simple plan?
faggot poser: because they are so sweet
cool kid: wow your a fucking queer.

by acdcrules December 31, 2005

106๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


Simple Plan

Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.

Simple Plan: fuckcuntpissshit my life sucks ass!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by OMGWTFBBQ092 September 19, 2005

108๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


Simple Plan

A really awful band. They sound like Avril Lavigne's asshole. When she has bronchitis. Total faux-emo. Give a bad name to good bands. It's really sad.

Stupid Musically-illiterate poer: Simple PLAN IS DA SHIZZ_NIT BIATCH!!! AND MY LIFE SUCKS! ... OW OWOWOWOWOW! What are you doing?

Me: Trying to knock some sense into you.

by Wendy Weissman April 10, 2007

94๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


Simple Logic

Secretly an alt

Person 1: Bro who is simple logic
Tingles: not me!

by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019


simple-hairing

The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "ะพะฟั€ะพัั‚ะพะฒะพะปะพัะธั‚ัŒัั" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.

- Hey, John, this beauty is seeing that you're staring at her. What a simple-hairing!

by sashagerm October 23, 2023