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When the male tally-wacker is pulled out of the ass and plunged into the flange with great vigor(by accident).
I was banging that hoe like a wild thing till I skid-slit her, fuck it man!
The result of running over the remains of a frog that the car in front has just run over
Driver "Damn I just ran over some Frog Skid"
Passenger "Well I aint cleaning that off the tyres"
what you look like when you are drunk enough to tumble forward and skid your face.
Man, you had your skid face on last night, you were so fucked up!
When a man attempts to have sex, but fails to because he is unable to ejaculate. Usually happens because the man has recently masturbated.
Not knowing he'd get lucky at the upcoming party, Ned masturbated a half-hour before. He ended up suffering a quite embarrassing meat skid.
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When you are banging some bitch from behind and your cock slips out and skids against some nonvaginal part.
Dude I was just hitting that ass and I got carried away and cock skidded her ass.
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One of the best 1980's and early 1990's American heavy metal bands; that ever existed. They wrote very mature content; but were very overlooked and overshadowed. (both by the Glam metal i.e. Guns N' Roses; and Grunge music scenes. i.e. Nirvana; But still managed to stand-tall.)
Their music and lyrical content was about Relationships, partying/good times, tragedy, life's struggles/hardships and life out on the streets.
By 1996; Sebastian Bach left the band. He noticed the band were starting to become egotistical assholes with their new found success; and begin to disagree with them on creative issues; so he opted to quit the band. Skid Row never really recovered without him in the mainstream and later faded into obscurity. Their music skill declined as musicians as well; and the new "Skid Row" without him, sounds like a painful post-grunge Nickelback or Creed version.
Seb's departure somewhat hindered Skid Row's fanbase; and alienated a lot of original fans. Skid Row needed Sebastian Bach more than he needed them.
If Skid Row continued with Seb, they might have became the next Alice in Chains.
Skid Row were a really good band up until Seb left. The 3 albums they released before Seb's departure, are pure overlooked classics.
Skid Row were always the unsung band of the Heavy metal scene in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Guns N' Roses, Metallica and Nirvana were always stealing their limelight. If those three bands never got mainstream attention; EVERYBODY would know of Skid Row and their superiority/brilliance.
(If you want my opinion; Sebastian Bach should have joined Alice in Chains after Layne Staley died. He would be the perfect match. Imagine Seb and Jerry Cantrell playing in a band together. That would be kickass! I'd pay to see that.)
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The art of getting an army of skids behind you. To get a group of skids to act as one in your favor.
Root was in the act of skid herding when he realized he had made a fatal mistake... The skids had started to follow his every action in picking up all the hookers to try and "bio hack them".
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