Skip Day

The day you have to move hotels in order to come back the next day to stay another 28 days, when you are living in a hotel. You must be gone 24 hours to not establish residency and to give them the change to really clean all the shit out of your toilet.

Craig, I see you are packing all your belongings in your car...is this your Skip Day? If it's your Skip Day, i will see you tomorrow, maybe you get the same room.

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Chinese Skip

(V.) Meaning to skip ahead in the line, then go behind the person that let you skip.

Person 1: Hey man, I'm late to lunch can I Chinese skip you?

Person 2: Yeah, sure. Just remember to get behind me. :O

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Skip school

Hey everyone we should all skip school on November 29th 2019

Skip school today

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skip weasel

big girls who send naked pictures.

Hey look at that big skip weasel!

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Skip Chicks

The alter ego of your "afraid to commit" friend, who you have never seen with a woman.

Huey: Hey man, there's a fine looking lady over there that seems to be giving you the come hither look.
Dewey: I'm not sure about that, she seems out of my league.
Huey: Dude, I'm gong to start calling you by your other name, Skip Chicks.

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record skip

when you see a girl, and you think she's hot from behind, then she turns around and looks like a dog, that's a record skip.

There was a record skip when that ugly bitch turned around

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skip sister

The step sister of your half sibling, OR the half sister of your step sibling.

MIKE: Okay, Honey, this is my skip sister Elaine.

HONEY: I think I am pretty good at this now! Elaine is the half sister of your step sister Sharon, right?

MIKE: Right!

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