Urban Slump

A period of time when you haven't thought of a good definition to add to urbandictionary.com
Usually involves the posting of phrases, insults and other bullshit.

I was in an Urban Slump, so I posted this definition.

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slump, slumpy, slump city

1.) to be bummed out
2.) A negative observation or adjective
3.) used to describe a feeling
slumped-> to be slumped means to either be treated negativeley or to be pushed onto a couch

1. I'm so slumpped
2. it's a slumpy day outside.
3. I am slump city over here!
4. I've been slumped!
5. slump, slumpy, slump city

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Sophomore Slump

I guess they call it the sophomore slump, always crying and always drunk

Sophomore slump
Few dead more gone the rest well on their way

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Slump Bitch

Its easy to recognize a slump bitch but sometimes they can be hard to describe so I've put together a list of characteristics that you can use to describe the slump bitches you see on a daily basis. If you can apply 2 or more of these to your daily life, you might be a slump bitch.

1. Have bad posture
2. Drag you heels when you walk
3. Wear sweats to subway
4. Are over weight
5. Still wear scrunchies
6. Sport the "socks n sandals" combo in public
7. Scratch you vagina in public
8. Shop at Wal-Mart 3+ times per week
9. Have pajamas on at 12 noon
10. Your "going out" clothes consist of baggy jeans and a t-shirt
11. On Jersey Shore you would be considered a "grenade"
12. Laundry is something you do less than 3 times per month.

*Remember a slump bitch has to have at least 2 of these qualities.

Most of the time slump bitches are girls but every once in a while you find a guy scratching his vagina in the frozen food section.

These are the main characteristics of a slump bitch. I'm sure there are many more. Please send your slump bitch characteristics to michael.kay11@gmail.com.

Keep an eye out for a slump bitch near you!

Damn slump bitches always taking like 5 hours to slump across the street.

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slump daddy

take it down;go to sleep

Pimp:bitch you slump daddy??
Hoe:no..baby im up!!
Pimp:fuck you not,you droolin on my fuckin mink

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slump buster

a slutty girl that baseball players have sex with in order to break a slump.

I went 3 for 3 today thanks to that slump buster last night.

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Dump slump

Someone who hates whatever it is their hearing or doing by slouching their head and shoulders.

I accused my boyfriend of cheating on me for the millionth time and he did the dump slump.