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place where they sell blended fruits with nutritional powders...and have the hottest employees!!!!
Let's go to smoothie king to get a smoothie and to see that hot guy!
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Giving a hand job with cut up fruit in your hand
Dude she gave me a hand smoothie last night!!
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When lesbians are having period sex with a strap on, but the strap on is an Italian sausage.
**If you wrap the sausage in a condom it is a Detroit style pizza smoothie (b/c the "sauce" is on top).
I already earned my red wings... Let's make a pizza smoothie!
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Received oral pleasure while you are driving down the hihgway
I was getting a good road smoothie while I was driving to Vegas with my escort.
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A mixture of menstrual (period) blood and semen. Typically post coital.
She was on top of me and it was like a salmon smoothie down there afterwards
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A lil bit of Dr. Pepper and some of that good ol' Jack Daniels with the secret ingredient: shit.
Guy 1: Hey man, can I get some of that Dr. Pepper?
Guy 2: You sure? It's a bum smoothie.
The device used to transport a thick blended liquid into ones digestive system, particularly after a hot girl/boy/person walk ends
After indulging on the newest Lana Del Rey Album during a hot boy walk, durrskii guzzled a smoothie pipeline to quench his insatiable desire for blended beverages.