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place where they sell blended fruits with nutritional powders...and have the hottest employees!!!!
Let's go to smoothie king to get a smoothie and to see that hot guy!
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When lesbians are having period sex with a strap on, but the strap on is an Italian sausage.
**If you wrap the sausage in a condom it is a Detroit style pizza smoothie (b/c the "sauce" is on top).
I already earned my red wings... Let's make a pizza smoothie!
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Giving a hand job with cut up fruit in your hand
Dude she gave me a hand smoothie last night!!
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Received oral pleasure while you are driving down the hihgway
I was getting a good road smoothie while I was driving to Vegas with my escort.
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A mixture of menstrual (period) blood and semen. Typically post coital.
She was on top of me and it was like a salmon smoothie down there afterwards
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The activity in which people free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex go out and get a smoothie together. This activity is in no way, shape, or form considered, "cheating" if one of the persons has a significant other.
Hockey Player: "Hey you want to go get a smoothie?"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"
A sexual act using lube, crushed ice and optional fruit flavours.
I filled our lass with lube, crushed ice and went balls deep so hard and fast I named it the smoothie maker.