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An official electric snowman occurs when one pinches a ripe loaf into the toilet, hereby clogging the toilet. One then proceeds to position the appropriate female of his choice over the bowl of the toilet so that she is in the reverse piledriver position with her head downward. One then proceeds to penetrate the sphincter while plunging his partners head into the clogged toilet. When one is good and ready to unload he flushes the hopefully well clogged toilet thereby only increasing the torment (or the pleasure depending on your fetish) of his partner as the poop water only rises. It adds a definite kick to your orgasm. Try it out, you'll see what I mean.
Friend #1: Hey, how was your date last night with Jenny?
Friend #2: Oh it was absolutely great, Jenny wanted to spice up our sex life, and I happened to have pinched a fat log so naturally I suggested we do an electric snowman. She was totally into it.
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The act of sticking a penis in ice and/or snow. Then once cold you begin intercourse with a woman, or, in a homosexual's case: a man.
Frosty the Snowman gave his wife Mrs. Snowman a Frosty Snowman.
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A person that is black but bears a white skin tone. See Phyre.
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When the act of Jewkakke is performed. The cum must then stay on the person's face until it is blessed by a rabbi. Once the cum is blessed by a Rabbi it may then be consumed in the act of snowballing by all parties involved.
The Miami Heat decided to do a Kosher Snowman by performing Jewkakke on Dwayne Wade's face. Once the semen was blessed by a Rabbi and became Kosher, it was then snowballed from coach Erik Spoelstra's mouth.
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n.- a euphemism for a fat person.
Foquan: That guy over there eating the hamburger's a real abdomenal snowman.
Mike: heheheh that's hilarious. Hope he doesn't have a heart attack while we're here.
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When an individual (male of female) rubs their hands down with ice until freezing cold. They then proceed to give a hand job to their unsuspecting victim.
Shelly gave Mark and abominable snowman last night. Oh shit does he have frostbite?
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All he wants to do is go to Crobar and do blow.
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