so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

Just so you Know

A Minecraft animation where some heterochromic guy chases after his supposedly dead demon girlfriend, killing her in the process.

Basically a suicide mission, but for kids!

"That guy in Just so you Know was a huge simp"

why you so shy

Niall and louis’ version of What Makes You Beautiful live

Liam: I don’t know why

Niall: I dOn’T kNoW wHy
Liam: You’re being shy
Niall and Louis: wHy yOu sO sHy?

Why Are You So Stupid?

A sentence not ever usededfdsodjfidjafos;n by peopl wen try say someone stoopid

Person 1: Why Are You So Stupid?
Person 2: Y r u Gae?

that’s so bobby of you

the one who says this must be ur besty for life and also a dumb bitch

“ur dumb!that’s so bobby of you.”

Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.

Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.

Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?

The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.

“so do you guys like, scissor?”

The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;

“so do you guys like, scissor?”

*sigh* “yes. we do scissor.”

“oh, okay, so like, HOW DOES THAT WORK?”