soap dick

When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.

"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."

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mammal soap

Soap that is covered in body hair and pubes. Usually found at your uncle's house.

Jim: "Dude, you stink. Haven't you washed?"
Jonh: "No. I'm staying with my uncle and I didn't want to touch his mammal soap."

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no soap...radio

punchline to a joke with No point. The joke is on you if you laugh. circa 1960

Two kangaroos are in the bathtub.
One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"

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shave the soap

The action of removing any body hair that may have become attached to a bar of soap while you're in the shower.

It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.

"Who forgot to shave the soap!? It looks like Sasquatch was using this thing!"

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Dropping the Soap

The BIG reason noone wants to go to jail.

Freaky Big hick guy 1: You sure do have a purty mouth...

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soap opera

(n) 1. Real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. 2. Fuck em and get your own life

Dude, get off your soap opera-watching ass and get a life.

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Dropping the Soap

When in prison, the soap may occasionally be dropped in the community shower. What results is someone getting porked up the butthole

My mate Susie does it in the female wing all the time. Its called dropping the soap

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