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When having anal sex and the guy pulls out with a loud pop coming from the asshole
I accidentally scared my roommates last night with a pop-socket coming from my girlfriend
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a person who is normally airheaded/ditzy/dense, but occasionally comes up with things only a rocket scientist could dream of, ie) an idiot savant.
Even though Nicole never remembers to tie her shoes, her theory on the symbiosis of the evolution of jazz and the repeal of Prohibition really proves she's socket rientist.
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What a girls vag turns into after hours of intense vigorous intercourse.
Damn I fucked that bitch for so long the cunt turned into dry socket.
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The vagina.
"It's a vaginal prolapse. Her willy socket is falling out!"
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During anal sex the guy makes the girl lay on her shoulders with her ass in the air and proceeds to shove his balls inside of her asshole while at the same time he puts his dick in her pussy. Thus resulting in a double penetration with his dick and balls.
Think of an electrical socket and an electric plug going into it.
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One of your nostrils.
You need something to eat and you want a tasty treat; what are you gonna pick?........your snot socket!
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When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.
Dude did you hear? Jake went to the hospital because of a Jewish Glue Socket!
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