Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.
That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.
When a trashy white girl eats Taco Bell then gets jizzed in her asshole by her brothers, cousins, uncles, and close friends then let’s it marinate for a good 20 - 30 mins. Then she voids all excrement leaving a delicious nut stained Mexican delicacy.
Damn Darlene… I really have a hankerin’ for another one of them “deeeeeeluctible”Phenix city Sombreros. Call up the boys sweetheart. Aye! Aye! Aye!
When a trashy white girl eats Taco Bell then gets jizzed in her asshole by her brothers, cousins, uncles, and close friends then let’s it marinate for a good 20 - 30 mins. Then she voids all excrement leaving a delicious nut stained Mexican delicacy.
Damn Darlene… I really have a hankerin’ for another one of them “deeeeeeluctible”Phenix city Sombreros. Call up the boys sweetheart. Aye! Aye! Aye!
When you're in 69 position with someone, and they take a dump on your face/head.
Dude, she game me a chocolate sombrero! My mouth was open and everything!
Another way of saying put a rubber on it.
My grandpa would say “Mijo put a sombrero on it” after he met my new girlfriend.