Spanish Broadside

A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.

Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.

Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.

Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?

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Spanish (Español)

Spanish is a language used in spain.

person 1: Realmente necesito hacer caca. donde esta el baño, tengo diarrea explosiva

person 2: what? is that spanish (Español)? no hablo Español.

person 1: qué..? Realmente necesito ir al baño. por favor dirígeme al baño

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spanish landslide

When you jizz in your girl's hair before throwing her down a flight of stairs, with a pre-organised acquaintance waving a red cape at the bottom of said flight of stairs, calling appropriate Matadorial phrases.

Guy 1: Dude I'd just had the best fajita ive ever eaten, so I celebrated by giving my bird a spanish landslide.

Guy 2: Who was your matador?!

Guy 1: Your dad.

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Spanish Turnip

Where you wipe your ass with the persons head hair after taking a monster dump

I gave Taylor Link a spanish turnip for his birthday and he threw up

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spanish handjob

when a woman gives a man a handjob whilst putting his dick in her titties

Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.

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walking spanish

Ambulatory locomotion of the recipient of the bum's rush, involuntarily emulating a Flamenco dancer by dint of being simultaneously propelled forward and elevated at the seat of one's pants with one hand, and the scruff of one's neck with another. The expression recalls the supposed "custom of pirates, in the Spanish Main, of forcing prisoners wo walk while holding them by the neck so that their toes barely touched the deck." (Robert L. Chapman)

...and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus

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Spanish 96

The sexual act of pulling a girls butt cheeks apart and farting inside her asshole

The Guy-"Im gunna do something that will make us closer" (Spanish 96)
The Girl- "GET THE F^%K OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"

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