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ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus
I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.
When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.
Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.
being afraid to contact people and left them out and don't contact them at all to not confront yourself with apologies or reasons why you don't contact them. Kind of self-protection. One's doing it especially to people you don't see often for example: aunt, uncle, grandparents, long distance friendships, e.g...
"My parents? Oh I am sparing them. Had no time tho",
"I am only sparing - I'm gonna die alone AHAHAH"
A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.
Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”
Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”
Another term for a fifth wheel.
The only single person in a group of 5 where there are 2 couples.
“I feel so bad for Nicky, he was spare tyre to Alex and Javira and Terese and Anthony”
refrain from causing someone embarrassment.
"he will remain nameless to spare his blushes"
The feeling you experience after large throat irritation. Usually brought on by heart burn but could be felt after giving amazing head.
I'm really feeling my spare throat today after all that Mexican food.