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When you're having sex and the condom rips. Then you pull out with a torn sheet of latex hanging from the base of your shaft like a torn pirate sail hanging from a mast.
Spent 60 bucks on plan b this morning. I pulled out last night and the condom was full on Jack Sparrow.
it is a state of great happiness
rocky, josh, and abhishek were jubilant as a sparrow when they watched andrew hall play pro soccer.
An easy job that pays a lot of money. Often used in the taxi driver world or sometimes in consultancy where fee-earners have monthly sales targets. Generally a UK / London term.
Morning guvnor, have you got any fat sparrows for me?
Yeah sure, there’s three Heathrow Aiport runs, one after the other, nicely spaced out with no gaps. How’s that for ya?
The crazy adventurer,
One of Klein’s personas
Appears in volume 3, “Traveler” of LoTM
Also in line with the identity of The World
kinda hot
“Gehrman Sparrow?”
“That crazy adventurer?”
“Oh no, we should leave before he hunts us down.”
jack sparrow is soooooooooo hot!!!! he is so smart, cool, hot, and hilarious! but he's also drunk, bad and dishonest, but who cares hey, hes hot!
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The worst pirate we have ever seen.
But we have heard of him!
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When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).
St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...
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