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Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also.
"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."
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A whiplash given to a female, by ejaculating super hard in her face/mouth.
Save up your sperm for multiple days. Then hook up with a girl, having her giving you a blowjob... Ejaculate in her mouth/face so hard with your ridiculous amount of sperm, that her head snaps back incredibly hard giving her a Sperm whiplash.
The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.
Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!
A phrase used to describe the testicles. mostly used to describe the srotum or scrotul sack.
"She totally robbed my sperm purse"
"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"
"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"
A vagina that takes anybody and everybody's cum.
She's just a sperm depository that girl is.
The person that gets a female pregnant but doesn't help her with the child in any way, shape, or form. In some cases they don't acknowledge the child at all.
I saw my sperm donor today. He came by to see my daughter and had the nerve to be empty handed.
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A female whom steals sperm from a genetically superior and unsuspecting male victim in order to produce an offspring to improve ones family genes.
That Sabrina was one heck of a sperm jacker
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