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Waking up after a large night on the turps only to get out of bed and put your foot in the pile of vomit you don't remember departing your body the night before.
Potentially worse when it departed someone else's body.
"How did you pull up?"
"Not as well as expected. My feet felt the warmth of the spew slipper."
After a nice Italian dinner wrap your cock in a cannoli and spew naughty. I would like a bowl of spew naughty with my Chianti. Italian saying that replaces Spumante as a dessert.
Would you like a after dinner treat of spew naughty?
When a person uncontrollably vomits and shits simultaneously.
"Oi James! I heard Andrew pulled a ' Poo Spew ' last night at Beth's 18th!!"
When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.
Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!
VERB- The morning bathroom trip after a long night of drinking where you will have to grab the garbage can to puke into whilst explosive crapping your taco bell.
TL;DR-puking and shitting at the same time.
Hey Man, How you feeling.
I'm not feeling so well.
You alright?
No, I just had a nasty dook n' spew all over my bathroom.
Where you throw up a whole moutian of pruke, most likely after a long nite of drinkin
Hey joe go check out that moutian spew over there that ryan left for you
A phrase used when you don't want to say "I'm on my period" out loud.
Girl A: Hey, wanna come ice skating with me today?
Girl B: Sorry, I can't. I'm spewing sauce. (sighs)
Girl A: Oooh, that sucks.
Girl B: Yea, you know how bad it would be if I were to open my legs while skating. It would be the eruption of Krakatoa all over again.