Noun.
When one cums or pukes, or the combination of the two. Possibly at the same time.
Guy : That sex was so good I splitter-splattered!
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A type of music that is a fusion of goth, punk, and funk; pioneered by Malice in Leatherland.
Splatter funk makes me want to...
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The act of having explosive diarrhea. Can be used as a noun or verb.
Dude, Don't go into that first bathroom! Josh just SPLATTER BLASTED the whole thing!
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When youβre high, every time you laugh spit comes out.
Might spit food and juice out
Donβt smoke with that nigga, he a spitter splatter .
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Performing oral sex while the recipient is eating a seafood platter and upon orgasm sqirts upon the consumer.
Ruth gave Danny a splatter platter after he brought home a nice sushi dinner.
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What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.
I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.
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The perfect non-derogatory phrase to replace and depict that of male semen.
Example 1
Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.
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