Lying on a bed, couch, etc, usually with the guy lying behind the girl. Often a means of trying to arouse the girl without being too blatant, on the off-chance that spooning leads to forking.
"Have you hooked up with Michelle yet?"
"Nah, we were spooning on the couch watching Springer but she just wouldn't get around to forking."
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Putting excessive amounts of spoons in somebody's bed...
Person 1 "What the fuck is this in my bed?"
Person 2 "YOU JUST GOT SPOONED!!!!!"
Person 3 "Spooning is fucking amazing..."
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Spoon - can have variouse meanings.
However (certainly) in northern parts of the UK "you spoon" is another word for you idiot or you utter twat.
"You're a right spoon boy ain't ya?" - Meaning you are a bit of an idiot really aren't you. Generally used after having fucked up a really simple task, question or not having understood something very obviouse.
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A sex act done in prison which involves inserting a spoon up another inmate's ass. Popularized in the HBO prison drama Oz.
Wolfgang Cutler: You and me? We're gonna spoon. Now bend the fuck over.
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Slang name for a Wetherspoons pub, which is part of a British national chain of pubs. Serves cheap drinks and cheap food.
Person 1- "I fancy cocktails"
Person 2- "2 for ยฃ12 pitchers at spoons?"
Person1 - "to spoons!"
Spooning is when two people lie on their sides and face in the same direction whilst being close to one another in a hugging position.
Person 1:"Did you hear that Joe Lancaster and Gary Ellard were spooning last night in their tent?"
Person 2: "Yeh man, I don't know if they liked it but for their own dignity, let's just say that they were cold"
Person 1: "Yeah man, they were in a tent after all"
*note* not real people mentioned above. Random names used.*
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Something that sounds a lot dirtier than it is.
They were spooning all night.
WUT!?!?!?
They were lying next to each other -.-
Ohhhh..
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