Rainbow Sprite

Any type of sexual fantasy between a young caucasian male and a cartoon character, doll, or any fictional female figure (like rainbow sprite). This obsession causes the owning (and/or, becoming) a filipino sex slave and lynching a black co-worker, friend, or peer, only after drugging his can of sprite with a rainbow assortment of drugs. The young caucasian then procedes to draw a picture of the entire lynch scean, as the filipino sex slave(s) strawberry shortcake the black friend.

Doug: Wow that kid is messed up!
Lou: Why? What he do Doug?
Doug: He rainbow sprited his buddy Zak.

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ghetto sprite

A ghetto sprite is a recipe for a drink that is similar to a sprite but will cost nothing (with free refills) at the restaurant. If you cannot order a Sprite due to low funds or simply you are a cheap ass. Then a GHETTO SPRITE will suffice. A Ghetto SPrite is a glass of Ice water with a lemon. It may be the closest thing to a actual soft drink, but without the cost..

What would you like to drink??....Customer A: a Iced Tea,... Customer B: a Diet Coke... Customer Three... A Ice water with lemon.... (aka a GHETTO SPRITE.).. This third customer is not going to tip you very well.

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Whale Sprite

A short thin woman, typically with an expressive extroverted personality that is quick to anger, who is attracted to tall fat men who typically are reserved introverted and calm

Man, we should’ve guessed that Mya would’ve been a Whale Sprite. She needs someone to balance her out

sprite comic

A form of comics that rip video game sprites and paste them together to make comics.

Sprite comics are either good or really shitty, there is no in-between.

Good:
Actual effort taken when making a fan character, nice backgrounds, and funny jokes.
Bad:
All fan characters are recolours, the backgrounds are just one colour (usually white), and the jokes sound like something you'd hear on PBS kids.

Person 1:"Omigawd you stole the fan character from my sprite comic! Theif!"
Person 2:"You mean I stole the character you stole from Sega?"

Sprite People

When you’re asking a group of “people” if they want drugs while wearing a sprite shirt.

Damn Rj is Sprite People.

Sprite of the day

A meme revolving around the idea of taking a picture of a drink and writing “sprite of the day” when it is,in fact, not sprite

Person 1: “gonna have my sprite of the day *holds up bleach*”
Person 2: “um pretty sure that’s-“
Person 1: *crazy eyes* “it’s my sprite of the day”

Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.