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cold sprouts

a term that is usually miscommunicated when hearing the wordcole sprouse”. he is father.

“who’s cold sprouts?”

“no britany it’s COLE SPROUSE!”

by spilling the tea April 16, 2019


Trusle Sprouts

A projectile originating from the anal orifice of The Truslenator at speeds of up to 69mph!
WARNING!
Theses Trusle Sprouts are covered in Trusle Butter and are highly corrosive!

Oh No, we must run to the top tree and back before The Truslenator covers us with his Trusle Sprouts

by Matty8472 June 16, 2015


Brussel Sprout Romance

When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!

I did find it too funny when he offered to give me a brussel sprout romance

by The Smart Ass June 21, 2015


bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019


the sprout

Cute nickname for a penis rising up when seeing something of sexual interest, something naughty or inappropriate.

When he ran into me while showering, I saw the sprout in full bloom.
She's gonna see the sprout this evening.

by Uglybutrare March 6, 2021


Ball Sprouts

Pubic hair growing out of your balls.

I want to shave off my ball sprouts, but I'm scared I'll cut my balls and my testicles will fall out

by ghostlyt August 3, 2014


Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Mexican Jail slang for brown dick.

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.

by No homo 45 June 6, 2024