box stain

Any stain left by a vagina, or someone so useless and stupid they might as well be viewed as a vaginal secretion.

Simone left a box stain on my comforter and I need to get it out before Lauren comes over.

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I can't believe you are still watching tivo on the sofa. Go to work, box stain!

gravy stain

The deposits left in the underwear after numerous bouts of diarrhea during the day.

I had a rough day, i had bad diarrhea all day and had to crap 7 times.When i checked my underwear, it had gravy stains in it so i had to throw it out.

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STAIN

To remain as a guest.

Mah mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

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fuck stain

n. the dried up sex juices left on the sheets

1. Dude, quit being such a fuck stain.

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mookie stain

terrible diarrhea that leaves residew in between your buttcheeks and underwear

These damn tacos left my shorts dirty and now I've been having to clean my mookie stain every 5 minutes

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Shit Stain

what Jim Cornette calls Vince Russo

Shit Stain aka Vince Russo said .....

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Hershey Stain

A trail of fecal matter left in undergarments due to poor hygenical ass-wiping. Popularized by Dave Chappelle

"...until I get a whiff of your Hershey Stains..." - "Piss on you"

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