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A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.
I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!
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A High-end coffee shop. High prices and crappy coffee... don't ever expect to finda a regular coffee there its impossible.
Cahier: "Welcome to Starbucks how may i serve you?"
customer: " Can i have a lage coffee please"
cashier: " whats a large, and whats coffee?"
Customer: "the second biggest size of a cafinated beverage"
Cashier: "o you mean a grande tripple mocha expresso"
Customer: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
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See "converse"..AKA, It became really corporate, really fast. It seems like any movie set in modern age has a Starbucks somewhere...BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKING EVERYWHERE!!! Just an example <not an inside joke, just trying to prove a point, plz publish>, There is a Target in my town that has a Starbucks in it somewhere, and then, I measured, exactly 300 yards away was another Starbucks, one of those drive-through types. Seriously, have Americans become so lazy that they can't walk a few <American> Football fields? Come on. Anyway, they serve coffee, and stuff I can't even pronounce.
<Starbucks regular> Hey Jorge, let's go to Starbucks.
<Jorge> Ok, here's one.
<Starbucks regular> Which one, the one right in front of us?
<Jorge> No, the one beside it.
<Starbucks regular> To the left or the right?
<Jorge> See where there is an obese guy stuck?
<Starbucks regular> THAT one. Dude, we were already in it.
<Jorge> I know.
//They get drinks, and exit through the back door.//
<Starbucks regular> Hey Jorge, let's go to Starbucks.
<Jorge> Ok, here's one.
<Starbucks regular> Which one, the one right in front of us?
<Jorge> No, the one beside it.
<Starbucks regular> To the left or the right?
<Jorge> See where there is an obese guy stuck?
<Starbucks regular> Here we are.
<Jorge> //coffee in hand// YAYZORZ MORE COFFEE!
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Starbucks is the love of some people's life. But yes it will take over the world and some people are okay with that. They have amazing coffee, lattes, and frappichinos. And don't deny that Starbucks is good. You know you love it!!!!
Let's go to Starbucks
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A coffee place that will charge you $10 for a fucking cup of coffee. And they're not fooling me! I know that a large is a small. Dumb homos.
They spoke out against the war because they think they're cool. THEY SHOULD BURN IN HELL
Starbuck's? Fuck Starbuck's! DUNKIN DONUTS IS THE RULA!
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A shitty "coffee shop" for people who don't really enjoy coffee, but would like to have the sterotypical image of a sophisticated coffee drinker.
More of the quarrell with Starbucks should not be in the fact that their customers are pathetic douchebags(thats a given) but that they dont even sell coffee.
A true coffee drinker owns a normal no-frills Mr.Coffee brewer, and purchases their own bag of beans or grounds to brew at home. The price of entire bag of decent coffee grounds from the grocery store is nearly the same price as one shitty drink at Starbucks. 98% of the drinks on the menu at Starbucks do not even contain coffee. Instead, the menu is filled with overpriced sugary teeth-rotting cold milkshakes that are given retarted names such as frappacino, mochachino, bananacino, etc. Their lates` and cappucinos are just cups of hot milk. Ask for another shot of espresso and you will be charged. Starbucks is a sham.
Me: hi, can I get a cup of regular drip coffee please?
Starbucks employee: Excuse me, what? This is Starbucks. We dont serve that here.
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A barista shoppe that advertises a shot of espresso added to cups and cups of milk smothered in whipped cream and (insert flavor here) sauce as a legitimate coffee beverage. Calling yourself a coffee nerd while drinking Starbucks is the equivalent of calling yourself a beer nerd while drinking Budweiser. For some reason, this shop has been demonized by the alternative culture for being "corporate" and yet I see these same kinds of people ordering venti iced Caramel Macchiatos for themselves and their mothers the very next day.
Alt dude: Don't go to Starbucks! Starbucks is part of "the man's" attempt to enslave mankind!
Me: Alright...
((((the next day))))
Alt dude: I'd like a venti double shot raspberry green tea coffee with whipped cream. Oh, and lemme get one of those strange chocolate brownies over there!
Starbucks clerk: That'll be $13.94.
Me: CAUGHT YA!
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