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One who updates their Facebook status to gain attention by posting useless information to annoy alleged victim(s).
Status Troll thrives on status replies from target victim (usually premeditated), so please be advised DFTT.
Scenario:
Status Troll knows of a victim that's been wanting a DSLR, Status troll knows victim will reply...
Status Troll: "Picked up a 5Dmkii..." Updated: 10 secs ago.
Victim: "Man, WTF! If I didn't tell you about it, you wouldn't get it... Lucky..." Updated 2 secs. ago.
Victim fed the Status Troll and was hungry for more...
Status Troll: "Yea, I just got it for the hell of it..."
Victim: "You Status Troll..."
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Not to be confused with "staus quo," this term refers to a person who always updates their Facebook status to something in order to elicit attention in the form of comments.
Jason is always trying to be witty on his Facebook status, but in fact he is simply a Status Ho.
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Someone who updates their facebook status at every opportunity. Continuously informing us of their every movement, mood change and achievement... A true Status Wanker believes that people are actually interested in their status updates.
16:00 Sami is having a bad day at the office.
17:02 Sami is glad to be home after a tough day at the office and can't wait to get a bath and settle down in front of the TV with a glass of wine and her superstar of a boyfriend
18:04 Sami is watching a brill film
"god how much of a status wanker is Sami updating her status every hour"
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A man who has a perfectly sculpted and chistled body that is to perfection. Also very sexy and is a sex pisttol
Man that guy in the band thirty seconds to mars is a man statue. Whats his name? OH Jared Leto ildi. Jared "sex pistol" Leto.
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a very difficult feat to achieve. after the consumption of a beer proceed to duct tape a new full beer to the top of the empty can, and so on. until your empties are stacked taller than yourself, like a wizards staf. you have achieved wizard status.
"wheres Steve at? its 4 in the afternoon!!"
"swimming in the toilet. you missed it man, he achieved Wizard Status last night"
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A term used to describe one's preparedness to engage in a certain activity, most often associated with drinking.
Tim: "What's your flight status?"
Larry: "We are a go."
When one posts a status update on a social networking site and immediately regrets it, but cannot delete it since it's already been posted for all to see, and any revision would be obvious and painfully transparent.
"Aww, man, I'm having some status remorse. I posted that I'm going to Vegas but my supervisor thinks I'm sick. He's probably already seen my status."