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George! Stay fir dinner! I will cook up you a fine Qubec steak!
An otherwise bitchy woman who softens up after getting pounded hard in her ass.
I went out with this girl who was a really tough steak. We had dinner and then I hit they shit hard at her apartment. Now she's cool.
Considered by some to be the most spiritual enlightening of all beef cuts. This magical meat has powers beyond the comprehension of most mortals. Legend has it, if a woman is giving birth during a full moon and stares into the eyes of a wild flank steak, she will give birth th Chuck Norris.
The origin of the flank is subject to much speculation. Some say it was the Goddess Kalbi who bestowed its presence on the cow. Others believe it is, and always will be, part of a vast underground network, stemming from the subterranian grotto, in the heart of the castle of King Sweenus
Sean: I sold two flank steaks to that family.
Matt: Jesus, now they'll no longer be apocalyptic.
Sean: Right? That guys ear just automatically healed
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N-Steak is an evil villian from the smash hit, Death of Carnie?
Just when Carnie thought he was going to escape and finally get to eat his boiled hot dog, N-Steak appeared out of nowhere and crushed his timid head with a log.
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Steak that is cooked by being boiled in milk, sometimes with a side of raw jelly beans.
Ill have the milk steak boiled over hard and your finest jelly beans, raw
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The entangled ejaculate that gets trapped in a man's pubic hair after sexual intercourse, or masturbation.
I was talking with Zach the other night and he kept itching his crotch. Looks like he had Pube Steak for dinner.
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