creamy steamies

when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.

"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."

Steamy Italian

The act of fucking a hot pocket or a folded up pizza while still hot.

Man I got a blister on my dick for doing the Steamy Italian.

Steamy thigh

That super squishy delicious part of the thigh where the heat comes from

Pocket ninjas have the steamy thighs

Steamy pants

When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.

I'd love to get into her steamy pants

or

He should go change his steamy pants

steamy blizzard

A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.

I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!

Steamy Pumpkin

Shitting on someones face, then painting them like a jack-o-lantern, this works even better if they happen to be a ginger.

Man, i tried a steamy pumpkin last night.....im ashamed......

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Steamy Creamy

The act off taking an explosive pudding poop then having the steam slowly rise up out of the bowl.

I ate way too much Taco Bell today, I'm definitely going to have to take a steamy creamy shortly

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