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stirring the martini

Term for female masturbation or Fingering a woman.

She was stirring the martini, while I listened on the phone.

by Wesley H. April 14, 2007

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Stirring the batter

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Person A: What the hell is taking him so long in the bathroom?
Person B: He's probably stirring the batter.
Person A: He better clean up his batter.. I don't want it all over my bathroom.

by Playa Pancho February 20, 2008

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


stirred the turd

to attempt to make a situation better but actually make it worse

man you really stirred the turd

by Emmet Kiley April 20, 2013

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


shit stirring

starting trouble out of the blue for literally no good reason other than to entertain urself out of boredom for the reactions of others

Chloe: Sorry love im really busy this weekend i’ll try to catch up later :)
Lily: You hate me don’t you :(
Chloe: wtf i’m literally studying this weekend stop shit stirring

by animal monkey February 6, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Stir the pot

to stir someone to spread rumors

all he wants to do is Stir the pot

by 201HH November 26, 2020

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


shaken not stirred

Phrase used to diffrentiate between the act of shaking of the schlong (after urination) as compared to the act of masturbation. The phrase is best illustrated in the military when a drill sergeant barks at a recruit (who is urinating), "more than than three shakes is pleasure and that's not what you're here for.' The original phrase "shaken not stirred" has an obvious root in the James Bond movies, but also serves a different context. In this sense it is often used in contempt.

We were in a hurry, but Frank had to piss first. Damn, but he took forever in the mens room. Mike was getting pissed off and joked that maybe he was beating off. I finally stuck my head in the door and yelled, "LET'S GO! SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED!"

by Frank Klaune May 2, 2005

27πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


stir the soup

Stir the soup is a slang phrase that is similar to "toss my salad." It is one person taking it in the ass. They can be male or female receivers. When the guy is done, he pulls out and cums on the others asshole. The guy then proceeds to furiously licking the others asshole, stiring their soup. This phrase comes out of Fairborn, OH.

"I hate you. Go get your soup stirred." or "I love to stir the soup. I could do it every day." or "Why did you stir your mothers soup dude?!" or " I had to stir Stacy's soup dude and damn was it delicious!"

by Big Dee May 16, 2008

15πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž