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Weedy stories are those very short,yet very amusing tales, that friends like to tell each other while passing the joint. On some occasions, they prove to be true, however most of the time, they are completely fictional.
The entire gang sat in the livingroom on the couches and floor, passing around weedy stories and of course the joint.
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It was a dark winter night, I was on the phone to my boyfriend and we were talking as we do most nights. He was the sexiest, most-popular boy in my school and every girl wanted him in their bed. All his exes always talked about how big his dick was but I always thought they were rumours.
He told me to sneak out of my house at exactly 10:00pm, I was very confused but he said he wanted to have some fun. He met me round the corner from my house and told me to follow him through a dingy alley and towards a corner where no one could see us if we laid down. It was so dark and we could barely see each other. I felt a touch on one of my huge tits and it felt good-I pretended like I didn't realise at first, until he started squeezing both of them harder and harder and I started biting my bottom lip to stop myself from moaning He then moved his hands down past my waist and to my ass and slowly lifted me onto him. Then he started bringing my ass closer to his dick but I was only wearing joggers and they were quite thin so that then meant I could slightly feel his 10 inch, rock solid dick against my throbbing pussy. I then put my hand down his pants and started giving him the hand job of a lifetime he couldn't hold his moaning in any longer and neither could I. He started penetrating me and I almost passed out-it was the best night of my life.
Sex story
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i slip off my outfit and step into the shower+bath combo with a detachable shower head. i leave the door open a crack on purpose just so she can maybe sneak in and join me. when i hear the front door of our apartment open i started moaning so she’ll peak in and see me fingering my wet pussy.
ah, yes. my plan works and she sees me masturbaiting with porn playing in the back i see her slip off her slutty dress to reveal the sexiest lingerie i’ve ever laid my eyes on. i motioned her to come here with my hand. she did as told but first she bent down to grad something from her purse and as she did i could see her thong soaking wet from her cum. when she stands up she said: “you like that?” and slipped off her thong and dug her fingers into her wet clit and sucking them dry. that made me drool so i picked her up and put her in the shower with me. the first thing i did was undid her bra and licked her head to toe. then i started on her pussy. she laid her leg up on the wall which gave me the ability to eat her out. she moaned and moaned and moaned until she grabbed the detachable and sprayed it right at my clit. i let out a loud moan. with one hand holding the shower head, she used her unoccupied hand to grab and twist my boobs. i let out an even louder moan.
then i grabbed the thing she pulled out of her purse, which was a vibrating dildo, and shoved it up her tight pussy. she moaned louder than ever. the steamy hot water pouring on to my skin made me even more hornier. she pulled out the dildo and stuck it in my mouth to taste her cum. then she shoved it up my clit which made me moan really loud. she unexpectedly picked me up and brought me to the bedroom so we could scissor and we eventually fell asleep in the 69 position. at 4:00 am i woke up to her licking me which made me cum all over her, but i cleaned it up with my warm, long, wet tongue. then we did doggy position and we fell asleep on each other, naked and warm
that was the hottest sex story i’ve ever read
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i liked a boy, dylan in high school. i got really turned on whenever we would talk. one day i got the courage to say something. i told him i really liked him and he pushed me against the wall and we aggressively made out. he started to take of his pants revealing his massive dick as i removed my shirt and bra. he stared at my double ds as i took of my pants to showing my red lace underware. he couldn't take it and started to make out one again, i got on the floor to give his 10 inch cock a bj. he moaned with pleasure and i couldn't help but let out a little moan too. i could feel the pre-cum on his dick, i licked it off as we both moaned. i went faster and faster until he cummed. he gave a giant moan as i swallowed every last drop. he wanted to return the favor so he abruptly started fingering me. first with 2 fingers, then with 3. i moaned as i couldn't take it any longer. he moved up to rub my clit. " DADDY MAKE ME CUM" i yelled. just as i said this my best friend katie and her boyfriend jake walked in. they said " mind if we join." they started to make out letting out small moans. we were so turned on. i kissed him as he penetrated my tight pussy, we both loudly moaned. meanwhile jake and katie were doing 69. we wanted in and i started kissing jake and giving him a hand job. dylan was giving head to katie. we all cummed at the same time. how is that for a sexy story
me: hey " harry" wanna hear this sexy story?
harry: sure
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maybe you’ll get horny from this ;)
It was a normal weekend, and nothing much was happening. I go downstairs and notice my parents getting ready to go out. “We’re going to a nearby area to hang out with friends, we’ll be back at 11 pm.” Yes! I have 5 hours all to myself! I knew what I was going to do at that moment. Just to check, I look out the window to the driveway to make sure my parents were well out of the neighborhood. I rush upstairs. I pull out my computer and turn it on and go to my favorite porn website. I pick out a video that made me horny, and started taking of my pajamas. I go to the mirror and watch my boobs jiggle as I walk. I take my naked body to my parents room and take thier lube. I go back to my room walking slowly and sexually. I get on the floor and spread my legs in front of the mirror. My pussy was slightly wet. I had a tight pussy and a nice big, stretched anus. I flip the cap of the lube off, and pour it down my body. I look at myself in my mirror while doing that. I walk over to my bed and rub my clit against the side of the Frame. I grap my computer and take it back to my mirror. I spread my legs again, this time switching my view between the mirror and the porn. I put my fingers against my pussy and pull, exposing the layers. Once I do that I insert my finger rubbing my clit as I go. Wishing I had something else, I crawl to my drawer of dildos. After pulling one out I slowly insert it rubbing as I go.i began to orgasm and moan as loud as I can.
This part of the masturbation story I won’t finish, because I’m evil
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Contrary to popular belief, true story is used to make a story MORE believable.
Don’t agree with me? Check out the example and see for yourself.
Story 1:
Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?
Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.
*awkward silence*
Person 1: You fucking liar!
Story 2:
Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?
Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.
Person 2: True Story.
Person 1: Well, since you said true story, it must be true. I believe you.
Now tell me. Which version of the story do you think is more believable? That’s what I thought.
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The one bro in a group of bros who decides to stay sober and collect stories from the night, he/she is a good story teller with a good memory and isn't afraid to slightly stretch the truth to make stories more enjoyable. This bro is then entitled to tell said stories to other bros who were not around at the time.
Bro 1: Hey man so what did you guys do at that party last night?
Bro 2: I couldn't tell you man I don't remember a thing!
Bro 1: Oh damn must have been pretty wild then...
Bro 2: For real bro, ask Jason! He's our story bro.