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The act of urinating in your lover's mouth while she (or he, if you're into that stuff) is giving you a blow job.
This judy was giving me a blow job and I really had to pee, so she got the privilege of receiving the lemonade straw.
When playing "seven, eleven or doubles" one cannot start rolling the dice until the person touches or has mouth on the straw in their drink.
Rule of straws is if Lauren rolled a seven she cannot start to roll the dice until Courtney touches or starts to drink from the straw in her cup.
Straw-li-ment (a strawl`le ment)n.
A hand rolled cigarette, that consists of strawberry rolling papers and Parliament lights tobacco.
First, you must remove the tobacco from the Parliament, and then gently place the tobacco in the center of the paper. Once rolled, you enjoy the offerings of a straw`liment (a strawberry parliment)!
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Rolled-up dollar bill with telltale white coke residue.
Nearly every 20-dollar bill in Las Vegas has cocaine residue on it. This is because they have been used to pay for coke and/or rolled into a sugar straw.
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You begin by pink socking a woman. You then proceed to kill her (in a discrete way, getting caught for homicide really sucks). You wait two weeks after the woman is buried and dig her up. You seal off her vagina by means of a cork or some other makeshift sealant, and proceed to mung her, drinking/eating through the pink sock. This serves as a more efficient process of munging.
Speaker #1:
"Oh man, i cant believe anna let john pink sock her."
Speaker #2:
"Yea dude, did you hear she died a couple days ago?"
Speaker #1:
"Oh SHIT! hes probably going to mung her then!"
Speaker #2:
"Man oh man, he is in the perfect position to pink straw that bitch!"
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The Straw used in the act of Felching/Shrimping.
"Hey Joe, come take a hit out of this 6 foot Party Straw!"
"Let's All Go Balls Deep With A Party Straw!"
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A highly trained, bilingual secret agent man made entirely of straw. Trained extensively in the field of extreme weather survival, covert operation, explosive weapon disarmament, long range sharpshooting, jungle survival, high speed precision driving, and witty comeback responses. The only way to appease this killing machine is to pay your respects to him by kissing him on the cheek. If due respect is not paid in full, upon time of arrival, you may find him at the foot of your bed at night...waiting to drag your soul to the underworld. Yeah, he specializes in that too.
Broccoli Rob must repay his respect to the straw king soon, or risk being flayed.
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