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Beer and orange juice
Ehh buddy how bout we slam some Saskatchewan Sunrise before we hit the bars for some Caesars
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the sexual act of stashing a woman's used tampon (still wet) and then recieving oral sex. Once you blow your load in her eye's, when she starts to open them and is squinting, you slap her in the face with her used tampon.
"Hey why are you wearing those sunglasses?"
I got a Beijing sunrise last night."
"Dude, I saw your girlfriend squinting today."
"Yeah, I gave her a Beijing sunrise last night and she hasn't been able to see all day."
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early crack of dawn... sleeping enjoyin a pleasure filled dream waking up to some sloppy-ass dome.................................................. . blowing your load all over her face. gazing in the distance at that beautiful colorado sunrise on the front porch.
watch the opening scene of the movie " the crazies" unedited....beautful colorado sunrise
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a mall in the heart of Citrus Heights, walking distance of:
Sayonara Forest
San Juan High
San Juan Park
Sunrise Marketplace
the most popular stores are Hot Topic and American Eagle. Constantly visited by stoners that are sober and have nothing else to do.
Is usually the place to go when your 8-14.
When your over 14 1/2 you begin to drift away from the mall, due to it being to familiar or being caught by mall security too many times.
Child: Dad! Can Megan take me to the Sunrise Mall?
Megan: Why? There's nothing in there anyway.
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The act of eating a sunnyside-up fried egg out of a hairy asshole while receiving a handjob from that person while eating a plate of Ceviche.. There is an alternate form of this known as Peruvian Sunset.
Man, I was so wasted last night I finally convinced her to experience a Peruvian sunrise.
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The act of lying under a glass table while a woman hovers above and shits on the glass. Sources believe this form of performance art started in Mexico, but quickly spread to the States.
Frank, an aspiring gastroenterologist, traveled to Mexico to witness first-hand a Tijuana Sunrise since no video documentarian had ever chronicled this natural human act.
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A shot combing the following ingredients: 1 part cherry juice, 2 parts creme liqueur, 1 part vodka. Drop a maraschino cherry into the mixture before drinking.
It's Alex's birthday! We're doing a round of vagina sunrises!
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