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The Super Bowl to end the 100th NFL season (at the time of making this, it's week 5 of the 101st 2020), in which the Chiefs defeated the 49ers 34-20. It was played in Miami, Florida at Hard Rock Stadium. The SB LIV MVP was Patrick Mahomes, who helped in the comeback.
Patrick Mahomes won MVP for Super Bowl LIV!
This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"
"Yes!"
The greatest Halftime Show of all time. Better than Prince.
"Last week's Super Bowl Halftime was better"
"The Weeknd is mid bro"
"Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show was garbage"
"Ratio"
When 3 or more individuals shit in to the same public toilet without flushing, one after another. The effect is greater if none of the individuals wipe their ass in that particular stall. The result is a toilet bowl completely full of perfect brown turds.
Me and the boys blasted a Halifax Super Bowl in the Tim Horton's washroom.
Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC
Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.
When you make your spouse or girlfriend squirt and you put in a Bowl. You then proceed to drizzle it over the both of you. She then proceeds to drink the remainder of the liquid off the ground.
Hey Babe. You wanna make it rain at the super bowl.
I'm about to make it rain at the super bowl