tech support

interjection
an expression of gratitude, used when someone comes through for you.
note on usage: cannot be used as an adjective

Person 1: "Shit, I forgot my wallet!"
Person 2: "It's cool, it's on me."
Person 1: "Tech support."

Improper use: "It was totally tech support when you came through for me on that kidney transplant."

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child support

The thing you have to sign up for nine months after you came early.

"I came early in my girlfriend today. Creampie!" -Rick

"Ask me how it feels in nine months when she's paying child support." -Wilson

"Nah, she's getting an abortion." -Rick

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brandon supporter

Someone who hates former vice president Joe Biden.

See also, "Let's go Brandon!" as misreported by NBC.

When Orange Man left office we had peace in the middle east, the strongest border in US history, a miracle vaccine, and an economy ripe for recovery; since he left we've had terrible inflation, a border crisis, a military embarrassment that lost American lives & armed the Taliban with over $80 billion in US armaments, a supply-chain disaster, food shortages, a jab mandate that could cost you your job, and the economy is still shut down over a disease which now has effective treatment. I guess you could say I've become quite the avid Brandon supporter. Let's Go Brandon!

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text support

Offering moral support and love via text message. Note, this technique is especially useful when your foul-weather friend is going through her umpteenth horrendous breakup and you're sick of actually talking to her, or wrather, pretending to listen. You still want to be nice, but damn, you gots bettah things to do than listen to her whine all day! Shee-it.

<cell rings>
Me: Ugh god, its my needy friend Samantha again. I swear, I've nursed that girl through so many break-ups...
Cool Friend I'm Hangin' Wid: Fuck her. Don't answer it.
Me: But I still want to help and I do care about her...
Cool Friend: What you need to do is offer a little text support.
Me: Great! Got it! Thanks text support!!!

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glory supporter

A person who supports which ever sports team (football, basketball etc...) is doing the best. He/she will say that they have supported that team for 'ages'. This is not true.

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Trump supporter

Someone who supports Donald fuckin Trump. I don't suggest being one of these people.

Hey, I'm a Trump supporter...that means I'm crazy asf

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football supporters

soccer fans

jim wasn't a football supporter, he was a hun

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