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the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!
guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
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The lowest form of human life. Essentially a personality-less bottom feeder. They don't have enough intelligence or confidence to just be themselves, so they try to suck the life out of someone who is cooler or more "fresh" than they are. Usually broke and insecure. The male Swagger Jacker more than likely suffers from baby dick disease and tries to appear cooler than they are to overcompensate. Usually the same the same type of person who will try to break you down to build themselves up. Sorry, hating on me will not make your baby dick grow. Swagger jackers come in all races, creeds, shapes and sizes. Beware, they may be amongst you right now!
Person 1: Damn this corny ass motherfucker really hates on me hard, but then goes out and copies everything I do and has the nerve to think he's cool!
Person 2: Wow, what a Swagger Jacker. Must be trying to overcompensate for his baby dick
Person 1: hahahahaha sucks to be him
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A Penis. But not just any penis, must be a Boss. A penis that gets it done and has the confidence of a Banny Rooster. A cock of the walk. When you roll so hard and have so much swag you cock can get them digits from a waitress while you order a drink from the bar. When you text and drive your dick can take the wheel, so you can use both hands and focus on your tweets. That's a swagger dagger.
I rolled up to my girls house about 2 am and stabbed her with my Swagger Dagger. Ray's got game, but when when my ex rolls up with that swagger my panties drop by themself.
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Swagger that true, real men carry upon themselves. A swaggerly presence that can be felt by anyone in a 5 mile radius. This is a swagger that Blake and Tim can fully pull off. The true definition of Man Swagger is Blake and Tim. Blake and Tim take swagger to a whole new level. Their swagger is so swaggy, that they can make up their own swag words, and make everything they do swagtastic.
I saw Blake and Tim walking down the road the other day, and they started to glow with swaggerly goodness. I hung out with Blake and Tim today. Just being around them, added to my life a little man swagger. I wish I were Blake and Tim, cause if I was, then I wouldn't have to question if I had swagger or not, I would know that no one else had swagger that compared to me. I wish Blake and Tim would teach me how to use man swagger.
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When girls walk around like their shit dont stank and like they are the badest bitch up in da club.
Dude at razzles this weekend some slut was walking around with coochie swagger and she was ugly as shit.
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When a pony tail on a girls head swings back and forth. Found especially when at the gym.
That girl on the elliptical has mad pony swagger.
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A person who steals someone elses flow, lines, jokes, swagger.
- Ay bro, I just spit this whole song
- Na you didn't hova, I heard biggie say you a swagger jacker
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