Swan Lake

Swan Lake is a long and very elaborate ballet composed by Pyotyr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The ballet contains beautiful scenery, elaborate costumes and dances all set to a fairy tell involving princes, castles, sorcerers, and swans. Swan Lake is one of the three great ballets (The Nutcracker, Sleeping Beauty, and Swan Lake)

Swan Lake is an excellent ballet.

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Swan Lake

One person (the swan) is beaten and tied up then thrown to the ground. A group of men circle around the person and jerk off on them. After that, hot tar and feathers are poured onto the swan and the men jerk off on the swan again.

Poor Emily, she endured swan lake last night.

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Swanned off

To wander around

Were has he swanned off to

nice swan

Just another way of saying 'nice one'

'We won the match today!'
'Oh nice swan'

Joe Swan

Man born with a rare penis condition known as “Parabolic Penile Dysfunction”

Yo dick reminds me of Joe Swan. That shit fucked up.

dunk the swan

aka "body shower"... wash your body, but not your hair.

"I just got my hair done, so I'm just going to dunk the swan... I'll be quick!"

"Shoot I'm late for class... I'll just dunk the swan!"

sydney swans

The single greatest sporting establishment in the history of the world. The Sydney Swans play in the AFL, not to be confused with the NRL, a sport solely concerned with the insertion of a finger into another man's anus. Premiers of the Australian Football League in 2005, they will surely become the premiers of the AFL in 2008, due to the rampant form of such stars as Barry Hall, Adam Goodes and Craig Bolton.

Fuck fuckity fuck, I couldn't get tickets to the Sydney Swans match as it is sold out but I'd rather have my penis ripped off with a cheese grater whilst eating shit (what rugby is best described as) than go to the NRL match.

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