Swear Bears

The best little bear that u can have (normally a keychain). You press them they cuss. XD

Me: Hey guys check out Tourettes the swear bear (I named him Tourettes)
Joey: Wut's a swear bear?
Tourettes: BITE ME FUCK FACE!

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swear jar

A bullshit tyrannical procedure that's set up by most parents in order to improve their personal image

child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system

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kinky swear

similar to a pinky swear, it involves the participants promising one person another something by puting each individuals pinky in the other person's buthole. Often seen at gay weddings.

Sebastion and Alexy concecrated their promise with a quick kinky swear, for ever making it permenant.

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Swear words

Bad words

Fuck

Stop saying swear words

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pinky swear

a secret between losers; in a desperate act to have some sort of "inside joke" to get thier other friends jealous. didn't work. involves thing such as: jennifer root, dorm daze 2, and jordan.

"they'll never find out our pinky swear, boyzz"
"i swear i wont tell!"
IGNITE!

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you swear

you mean thats happening

"I just got some"
"You swear, got some"

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say swear to god!

exclamation said in response to being told something super awesome you are hesitant to believe.

theodore: ...and then she just straight up grabbed my d*ck in the middle of the lecture!
chadwick: say swear to god!
theodore: *holds hands up to show that no fingers are crossed* swear to god! she just grabbed my sh*t!