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The hottest woman on earth. Especially with those braids.
Did you see the Swiss Miss today, god damn!
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To have a drive by shooting, fill someone house with bullets, thus leaving lots of holes..
You better pay up your debt or we'll swiss cheese your place tonight.
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Swiss anal is when a man puts his dick into the woman's belly button. This type of sex is called Swiss Anal as it was revealed in a survey that swiss women love it when men attack the woman's belly button, with their penis or their tongue. This type of sex is still considered penetration sex as the dick is penetrating into the belly button.
John: How should we do it first honey? Anal or Oral?
Miranda: Ohhh, I think we should we it swiss anal ;)
*John takes out his dick
*John shoves it into Miranda's belly button.*
Miranda: Ohh yeah.. that feels good, keep it going!
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The Swiss Steamer is specialty drink named after its primary ingredient and its thermal characteristics: Ingredients:
1 packet Swiss Miss hot cocoa
8 oz boiling water
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
2 crushed vicodin
"After a long day on the slopes, I could really use a stiff swiss steamer."
"Caution: do no consume this Swiss Steamer while located in a sauna or spa"
"This swiss steamer really mellowed me out..."
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The act of depositing your Man Money in her Mouth Bank followed by the immediate locking of said money into her stomach vault.
I only believe in Swiss Banking, my man money is too valuable.
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Shittiest/ dirtiest restaurant you could work in. Referred to by employees as "Swiss" <-- Because we're cool like that
"I got a job at Swiss Chalet!"
"Aw shit man, I'm sorry."
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