TB Twister

When you power up with a 2-hour Tom Brady-style workout and get yourself good and sweaty AND THEN stick your middle finger right the fuck into your swampy ass crack, popping the tip into the anus. The finger is then withdrawn and inhaled with all the pride of the Patriots 6 SuperBowl championships.

I stopped working out with Frank after I saw him crank off a TB twister in the locker room.

TBS Announcer

Jackass that is a marketing arm of MLB who's only goal in life is to piss off every Phillies Fan in the World. See Also Joe Buck the asshole or Tim McCarver the strapper

When she found out I was from Philly, she went all TBS announcer on me and spit it on my sweater

TB run

When you hit up Taco Bell with your boys for some cheap and quick food.

Bro, you wanna make a TB run after practice?

TB List

The Traitor Bitch List is a list of people who you were/are cool with that either did something to piss you off or simply they are just jealous of your awesomeness.

Example 1: "I was like, 'Fuck this!' and left her house. Bitch, got on my TB List."

Example 2: "You got ice cream without me?! You're on my TB list."

TB

acronym for tank body. Someone with a tankish body has no attractive qualities, flat from the front and back. TB's are usually really insecure about them selves, therefore messing around with guys alot.

EW its a TB ! lets dip.

tb; dr

Too boring; didn't read

Sender: Take a look at the attached article about gardening techniques to get a better lawn!

Reply: tb; dr

TB-ing

the act of tripping, and doing a face plant into a female's breasts. Quite fun and delivers quick erections.

Frank: Hey, Lasahuchahikamarodecimanda! Let's do some TB-ing!
Lasahuchahikamarodecimanda: Okay! There's a hot girl right to the left.
*both trip and land with faces in girl's boobs*
Girl: Onoez, sick TB-ers!