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English translation: Why don't you shut up?
A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.
In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.
Hugo Chavez: You are a fascist blah blah blah...
King of Spain: Porque no te callas?
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He nevers stop bitching! So I told him, te lo sico.
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I want to fuck you; in spanish
I whispered in my girl's ear "Te Quiero Cojer"
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A saying after you have insulted someone, accompanied by a hand movement. The most popular form consists of bringing your right hand up beside your head, and swiping it down to the top of your left thigh. Made popular in France by the film "Brice de Nice".
Woman: My boyfriend doesn't love me anymore!
Brice: No, he never loved you. Je te casse!
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Te Puke Thunder is weed, kush that originates from the Te Puke Valley on the north island of New Zealand. It gets the Thunder name not only cause it sounds good but because its cristalized.
"Bro do you have some Te Puke Thunder??"
"you want some TPT cuz?"
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To back out of plans on a whim
"Oh man, John just pulled a Hung Te. He said he wanted to stay home to play guitar by himself."
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Romanian word for I love you .
For some reason when you yell it in front of a romanian they will start punching you.
Person 1: Du-te dracu!
Person 2: That's so sweeeeeet
Person 1: Du-te dracu!
Romanian: ***intensive punching noises***
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