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The white pearly secretion ejaculated from a penis onto the tongue of a woman. When it clumps together in pearls of jizz it resembles Tapioca, Hence Testicle Tapioca.
Guy 1: Dude I nutted on this bitches tongue last night!
Guy 2: How'd she like it?
Guy 1: She enjoyed the Testicle Tapioca
Proceeding to take your balls and stretch them over your penis and cover it up as if your balls were a cozy little blanket.
My husband said his penis was cold so I suggested him to use a testicle trick.
plastic or metal mock testicles in various colors,always attached to the rear hitch of a truck. You can be sure if the testicles are in the back, there is usually a penis in the front, driving.
truck testicles
A He, he/she or she whom runs around squeezing others testicles to the point of extreme pain, they have a look in their victim's eyes an assume they are enjoying it and then proceed to squeeze harder.
This is not pleasurable to the male reproductive organ, it is in fact a potential hazard risk to the seed of fertility and the seed of joy (wink wink).
We ask that you would NOT do this.
And If you feel you may be guilty of Testicle Molesting....
YOU BE NICE AND THINK TWICE ABOUT SQUEEZING OUR NUTS !!!!
See that chick, she's a right Testicle Molester
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The testicle no one likes. Its the one who always is slacking off while the right one does all the work!
Damn my left testicle keeps banging agains the right one. Now suck on it bitch!
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Testicle tornado- where a man takes his scrotum and penis, wraps them round each other in a spiral pattern and let's go to produce a meatspin style testicle tornado
What a testicle tornado! How yummy
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The adjective form of testicle is testicular. The phrase should be "testicular fortitude".
I just met a guy who can't tell the difference between a noun and an adjective. It takes a lot of testicular fortitude to display your ignorance in public like that.
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