Who TF Asked?

Who The Fuck Asked?

A phrase commonly used to describe surprising levels of stupidity of an article, usually focused on a celebrity doing "Shocking Activities", that almost always are just common things.

Have you seen that <well known person> wore bikini on the beach?
Wow! Who TF Asked?

Did you know that <another well known person> went to the restaurant and tipped the waiter 0.0000000021% more than usuall?
Amazing! Who TF Asked?

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bitch who tf?

somebody or something catches you off guard by doing or saying something, and you're genuinely confused af.

random bozo: *shoves you*
cc: "bitch who TF?-"

dished tf out

dished tf out
-adjective-
DISH-d-dafuc-owt OR DISHed-thafuc-owt

"dished tf out" has two different meanings, but is open to interpretation for all.
1. Used to describe a meal that sustains all five food groups (or a just a finger lickin good meal).
2. Used to describe someone or oneself when they/you are super high.

1. I am dished tf out right now, I got; fruits, vegetables, grains, protein, AND dairy.
2. Dude did you smoke some zazz? You look absolutely dished rn dawg.

TF (Token Fag)

The token gay guy in every group that goes out together to bars and restaurants. The TF is always the loudest person in the room.

Oh god, I wish the TF (Token Fag) in that group would shut the hell up!

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who tf asked

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.

That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"

Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"

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Rack tf out

Pass tf out

Bro I’m so tired I’m about to rack tf out

who tf asked

something a smart ass says to annoy you. I hate it
I REALLY hate it

Bill: i am getting maried
Some bozo: Who tf asked?

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