bank loan

Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money

Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!

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Sarah Banks

A really fucking sexy black pornstar. She's hot as fuck. Amazing ass and titties. plus shes cool as fuck which is rare. I wish I could fuck her but my cock is the shaped like an egg.
she has beautiful tattooed on one ass cheek and blessed tattooed on the other. which is true.

dude 1: i jerked off to Sarah Banks for 5 hours last night on adderall
dude 2: you know your never gonna fuck her right, your cock is shaped like an egg.
dude 1: god fucking damn it

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robb banks

Shaggy's son, and the GOAT.
Robb Bank$ is a rapper

Ian: Robb Banks Is that Gas
Jake: Yea ikr

Bank-xiety

A feeling of worry, nervousness or unease about something you know your bank is up to.

I got bad bank-xiety when I applied for a bank account and ended up with a home loan, three credit cards, pet insurance and a snow globe.

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sperm bank

1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.

That tramp Beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. They turned her down. They said they were afraid she would "gobble up all the profits".

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Wank a Bank

A wank a bank is a large collection of porn that has been gathered up over a long period of time. eg a large collection of porn pictures from the interwebs.

steve: nice collection dave
dave: thanks, its my own personal wank a bank

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Bank’s Closed

A slang from the 1920’s, meaning “sorry babe, no kissing/making out now”.

Often said if not appropriate at the moment.

Girl: “babe, wanna make out?”
Guy: “sorry babe, bank’s closed”

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