Mercy Flush

The extra flush that comes between wiping and dumping, used when the shit is unusually large to prevent a plug of soggy TP and feces forming in the pipes.

"Shit guys, I took the biggest crap yesterday, I had to mercy flush so the toilet wouldn't plug!"

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Sex flush

1. When your body reddens during an orgasm and shortly after it. You'll see red spots & striped all over your stomach and chest area.

2. Less popularly used to a woman when she gushes out massive amount of squirt during her climax. Just like how a toilet flushes water.

I was fucked so good where I flushed heaps amount of squirt from my pussy!

My body has been sex flushed! Look at the red stripes all over me.

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Riddle Flush

When engineering students at Embry-Riddle don't actually learn the material; they just retain it long enough to pass the exams and get the grade, then proceed to purge it from their brain. Thus they go into the field with a degree, but actually know nothing.

"Bro, help me with this whack-ass integration." "What, is that Calc 2? I used the Riddle Flush and forgot that shit after freshman year, homie."

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courtesy flush

When you're in a public restroom, going number 2, flushing the toilet while you're still using it to lessen the odor and as a neighborly gesture.

Yo dude, give me a courtesy flush........you're making this bathroom rank.

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complementary flush

flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person

hurry up I gotta take a dump, and how about a complementary flush

cunt flush

A more vulgar way to say douchebag.

You're a cunt flush!

Flushing Twice

Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.

John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.